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Best place I have stayed in since Berlusconi's villa, but that was free (hint hint)                                                    T. Blair
Not as good as Silvio's but at least you don't have to put up with his appalling jokes                                             V. Putin
Why should I pay to holiday in France when I can have Italy for free?                                                                   N. Sarkozy
Why wasn't I invited?                                                                                                                                       B. Obama
Has everyone had a chance to listen to those free CD's I gave them yet?                                                             Carla B S
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Never stayed here.  Don't need to.                                                                                                                    S. Berlusconi
Why doesn't anyone want to stay with me in Scotland?                                                                                      G. Brown